Existence-as-a-Service

Everyone deserves
to live.*

live is the all-in-one platform for being alive. Start free, and upgrade whenever you're ready to feel things.

Existence
Technically alive.
$0/mo
Free forever, allegedly.
Living Lite
For casual living.iThis tier exists to make Living Pro look reasonable.
$25/mo
Fulfilment Max
The most fulfilling life possible.
$200/mo
DynastyEnterprise
For organisations and bloodlines.
Per-seat licensing on your descendants Generational wealth (auto-renews across heirs) Influence, usage-based Custom SLA on your legacy Volume discounts on other people’s labour

Compare every life

So you can be sure you're getting exactly what you settled for.

Feature Existence Lite Pro Max
Heartbeat
Emotions / month13Unlimited*Unlimited
Sunset resolution480pSDHD4K
Weekends
Relationships027Unlimited
PurposeBeta
Time dilation
“Made with live” watermarkForcedForcedRemovedRemoved
SupportStrangers onlineEmail (72h)A person picks upDedicated

Loved by people who are alive

Trusted by 8 billion users worldwide.

★★★★★

"I used to afford three emotions a month. On Pro I feel things constantly. Worth every penny."

Sarah K.
Verified Living Pro user
★★★★★

"Upgrading to Lite finally unlocked weekends. My sibling and I are closer than ever."

Daniel R.
Living Lite · 14 months
★★★★★

"Fulfilment Max gave me purpose. Real purpose, not the beta one."

Priya M.
Fulfilment Max

Questions, answered

Transparently, and at length, in our Terms.

Is there a free trial?+
You were on it. It was called childhood, and it has expired. Thank you for being a valued early user.
Can I cancel anytime?+
You can cancel anytime. You cannot cancel.
What happens if I downgrade?+
Downgrades take effect at the end of your current life cycle. Lost features cannot be recovered, only re-purchased.
Are there any hidden fees?+
No fees are hidden. Unexpected medical events are simply billed at standard overage rates, clearly, on your statement.
Why is the $25 plan so limited?+
So that the $50 plan looks reasonable. We appreciate your understanding.
Do you offer a student discount?+
Students are one of our highest-margin segments, so no.

They call it everything-as-a-service. We took "everything" literally.

This is a satirical experiment by SIGNIFER 人工 LAB. Not real. Not advice. Definitely not a subscription.